May 30, 2007

The pharm can be a disconcerting place to spend your time sometimes

These are a few of the things that are Just Wrong:

  1. Plan B being filled 3 times a month for 3 months in a row.
  2. Medicaid covering fertility drugs.
  3. Doctors who will actually jump through the hoops to do PAs for people on welfare so they can get aforementioned fertility drugs.
  4. Prescriptions that have led double lives as bits of toilet paper, see also:
  5. Old Rx bottles that have doubled as tupperware.
  6. People that smell like cat food/tuna fish/feces.
  7. Old women coming in ONLY on the days that I am working, and who will leave if I'm not there. They usually follow me around the store when I try to escape. (And the mouths on some of them would make a bonobo blush!)
  8. People who like to touch you when it's really not necessary. (See #7.)
  9. Creepy old men who like to hug all the girls that work in the store. (See #8.)

[tags]Medicine, pharmacy, humor[/tags]

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